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Hey, I'll be stopping back in the good ol' US of Aeeeeyyyyy! tomorrow to check up on you guys.
So far, as I understand we have: -a nation brainwashed by a thing called Justin Beiber and a worse thing called Twilight -a Tea Party lacking even the simplest understanding of irony -a ballooning deficit -no work -a massive oil spill off the coast of Louisiana -a massive douche spill off the coast of Jersey shore -Glen Beck taking the mantle of MLKJ -and another Transformers movie. What the fuck have you guys been doing? I leave my country for 2 freakin' years and you kids destroy everything our forefathers fought and died for during the Kree/Shiar wars! ![]()
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Watch Idiocracy again... the intro to that movie is a documentary about the United States of America circa 2010
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We had an epic week of bad movie watching.
We did the Rifftrax dance with Troll 2 and The Room. We zipped through Birdemic in disbelief. We went old school with some Boggy Creek 2. Got deep into some Werewolf in a Womens' Prison. And we capped it all off with Fatal Deviation, which is fast becoming one of my cherished favorites. Also, handed out the Schlockmaster t-shirts. I'll post pictures when I get them up on Facebook.
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