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Starring Blythe Metz, Tiffany Shepis, Jack Sway, Hanna Putnam, James Ferris, Luciano Szafir, Aaron Sherry, Richard Moll Written & Directed by Rolfe Kanesfsky I had absolutely no idea what I was going into with Rolfe Kanefsky's Nightmare Man. I'd heard of the film but knew little or nothing about it. Kanefsky's filmography is an interesting one. He started back in 1991 with the great sci-fi horror spoof There's Nothing Out There and since then he's mostly jumped back and forth between often campy b-horror films (The Hazing) and softcore sex features (The Erotic Misadventures of the Invisible Man), and last year he tried combining both with so-so results in Jacqueline Hyde. Going into Nightmare Man I wasn't sure what to expect but considering it co-starred Tiffany Shepis I knew for certain it was going to involve nudity at some point. Nightmare Man is a fairly straightforward horror film for about the first 15 minutes or so. By the time I found myself watching a life or death struggle in the woods between a terrified woman and the knife-wielding, devil-masked man of her nightmares that was being crosscut with scenes of Tiffany Shepis performing a striptease while another actress fakes an orgasm I knew I was in for more of a Night of the Demons experience and not just your typical supernatural slasher flick. Ellen and her husband William have been having difficulty conceiving a child so she purchased some sort of native fertility mask to help. When it arrives it's not exactly what she was expecting and assumes she was sent the wrong mask. Either this particular god of fertility has the face of a gargoyle or it's a particularly evil-looking god of fertility. No sooner does the mask arrive do her problems begin; namely, nightmarish hallucinations that may or may not be real in which she is being stalked by someone or something wearing that horned, native, demonic, god of fertility mask. Jump forward and William has had enough of his hallucinating, pill-popping, potentially insane wife and plans to unload her at the nearest insane asylum. In true horror movie fashion, the car runs out of gas in the middle of the woods. William decides to take a hike (literally) to find some gas and leaves Ellen behind despite her delicate mental state It's only a matter of time before the sun goes down and the demon-masked man from Ellen's nightmares shows up to further torment her. And, boy, does he ever torment her. How the nightmare man breaks into the car is one heck of a scene.
This leads to a chase through the woods and several near fatal encounters with her nightmare man. Ellen eventually makes it to a house where two young couples have gathered for a weekend of fun and sexual exploration. Their game of truth or dare is interrupted by a hysterical Ellen screaming about someone trying to kill her. They soon call her husband's cell phone and he gives them the 411 on Ellen's mental condition. Naturally, they now believe she's just a psycho bitch who's making all that nightmare man stuff up. That is until her nightmare man starts killing them off one-by-one. Nightmare Man then fully enters slasher movie territory, although this particular slasher's weapon of choice ends up going from knife to crossbow. Shepis' character keeps a crossbow in the house for protection, which she breaks out when they begin hearing screams coming from outside. In the ensuing chaos, she accidentally forgets it out on the porch. That's never a good thing when there might be a homicidal maniac lurking just outside. Absurd as that might sound; at least it makes for some great kills. So is Ellen's nightmare man a demon? Is the nightmare man a figment of her imagination? Is it a living manifestation of her subconscious mind? Is it her husband trying to drive her crazy and do away with her? Or is it someone or something else entirely? To say anymore about the plot would be giving too much away but rest assured the proceedings are constantly teetering between traditional horror and campy horror. There's a highly inexplicable twist during the third act at which point Nightmare Man becomes completely unhinged until the closing credits roll. If this were a horror movie that was intended to be taken completely seriously then this third act turn-of-events would have resulted in me rolling my eyes and shaking my head in disbelief at how nonsensical it was. Given the often campy nature of Nightmare Man, it actually made for a highly entertaining if still quite nonsensical finale. And as ridiculous as things begin to get it never does so in a consciously winking at the camera sort of way or in a too far over-the-top Troma-esque way. Nightmare Man gets a major boost from having two spirited lead actresses, Blythe Metz and Tiffany Shepis, both of whom are vastly superior to the typical actresses you find in b-movies and, if you'll forgive me for being a guy for a moment; both are beautiful women that aren't shy about stripping down to their underwear or all the way. Playing the evil side in Kanefsky's Jacqueline Hyde, Blythe Metz stole the show playing crazy, evil, and sexy. Nightmare Man mostly has her just playing crazy, well, crazy sexy, something she does quite well although her facial expressions do occasionally become a bit too hammy at times. Tiffany Shepis has been carving out a career for herself as a scream queen whose roles usually have her appearing just long enough to get naked and die. It really hit me with Nightmare Man that she's actually a pretty damn good little actress too. Metz may have the showier role but Tiffany Shepis is the real star of this show.
There are still three problems I had with Nightmare Man that I need to address. The first is the premise doesn't get nearly enough set-up before her husband is ready to drive her to the insane asylum. The movie opens; Ellen receives the mask, has a very brief conversation about it with her husband, goes to take a shower, experiences her first round of terror being attacked by the nightmare man, and then awakens in the car on the way to the asylum. That's about six minutes worth of film. It really could have used more set-up than she gets the mask, the nightmares begins, and suddenly she's popping psych drugs like Pac-Man and her husband cannot wait to dump her into the loony bin. The basic premise behind what ultimately happens remains rather underdeveloped all throughout the film and it really could have used a bit more fleshing out. My second problem is the shot-on-digital cinematography. It's not that the night scenes are so poorly lit that you cannot see what's going on as it is a case of the cinematography just being really murky. Keep in mind that about 90% of the film takes place at night, often in dimly lit interiors. My third complaint is really more of a nitpick about a specific scene. During the chase through the woods I just wanted to yell at the nightmare man, "You'd get her if you'd just walk a little fast already!" I swear there was one moment where Ellen's staggering for her life and the nightmare man is casually strolling all of about five-feet behind her. He need only take a couple quicker steps or even lunge for Ellen and he'd have had her. I'm
not an easy scare to begin with so I'd be lying if I said there was
ever a single moment in Nightmare Man when I found the least bit on
the edge of my seat. There are some moments that might make some of
you jump, but not me. That's not to say I wasn't entertained. Nightmare
Man is pure schlock. Despite the implications that come with the word
schlock, schlock isn't necessarily a bad thing, certainly not here.
Nightmare Man may be rough around the edges but it's an energetic
excursion into b-horror that delivers a fun time. 3
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