THE FOYWONDER'S SUMMER MOVIE QUIZ 2004 PART 1 (MAY & JUNE)

 

1) Here we see:

2) In this still, the Olsen Twins are:

A) Body surfing in a scene from NEW YORK MINUTE
B) Being carried to the sacrificial alter
C) Kicking off the world's biggest double gangbang

3) In this image we see:

A) Mary Kate & Ashley and a small dog in a still from NEW YORK MINUTE
B) The Olsen Twins and their dog after being beheaded by Al Qaeda
C) Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen posing playfully with good friend Paris Hilton

4) This pic is:

A) A scene of destruction from THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW
B) A still from the upcoming sequel TWISTER GOES WEST
C) A visiual manifestation of Harvey Weinstein's ego

5) This image shows us:

A) Another scene of destruction from THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW
B) A scene from Roger Corman's FINDING NEMO 2: THE RECKONING
C) How we all wish NEW YORK MINUTE really ended

6) Here we see:

A) A scene from RAISING HELEN
B) What a Lifetime Network rave looks like
C) The absolute lowest point in Devo history

7) In this pic, Eric Bana is:

A) Suiting up for battle in TROY.
B) Posing for the poster to his next movie KRULL VS. VENGER
C) Apologizing to the Witch King for the THE HULK's crappiness

8) This man is:

A) Ajax from TROY
B) REVENGE OF THE NERD's Ogre at the Renaissance Fair
C) Donald Rumsfeld's inner child

9) This image shows us:

A) Richard Roxburgh as the worst Dracula ever in VAN HELSING
B) Matt Lauer gone goth
C) ATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT ALAN CUMMING

10) Here we see:

A) Supporting characters from VAN HELSING
B) A production still from CASTLEVANIA: THE MOTION PICTURE
C) Courtney Love's snowglobe

11) In this pic from HARRY POTTER & THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN:

A) Hermione threatens someone with her magic wand
B) Hermione attempts to poke the cinematographer's eye out with a drumstick
C) "This one time at magic camp…"

12) The first thing you think when looking at this pic is:

A) It's a scene from HARRY POTTER & THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
B) These kids are waiting for The Great Pumpkin to show up
C) "Hellooo…Hellooo…Hellooo… HELLO!"

13) This pic of Nicole Kidman and Matthew Broderick makes you say:

A) It's a scene from THE STEPFORD WIVES remake.
B) They cast Matthew Broderick as the star in a Tom Cruise biopic?
C) Nicole Kidman married to Matthew Broderick? It must be a sci-fi flick!

14) In this pic from THE TERMINAL, Tom Hanks and Catherine Zeta Jones are:

A) Having a romantic dinner.
B) Being disturbed by an old man selling Nerf Frisbees
C) Stunned to see a confused Jor-El wander in trying to form the Olympics logo

15) Catherine Zeta Jones is on the ground because she:

A) Slipped in a scene from THE TERMINAL
B) Fell while fleeing a fan looking to get an autographed THE HAUNTING poster
C) Collapsed upon finally realizing she spawned with Michael Douglas

16) When you look at this pic you think:

A) Must be a scene from SOUL PLANE
B) Snoop Dogg has found a new way to get high
C) Where's Al Qaeda when you need them?

17) This image shows us:

A) Guy Pearce and a tiger in TWO BROTHERS
B) Calvin & Hobbes: The Adult Years
C) The new Mr. & Mrs. Lorenzo Lamas

18) This pic is:

A) One of the sets used in THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK
B) From the HR Giger episode of Monster House
C) The inner most sanctum of the Church of Scientology

19) Here we see:

A) Vin Diesel in THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK
B) Vin Diesel being startled by Charleton Heston while fleeing the Ewok village
C) Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

20) The man in this pic is:

A) Ben Stiller in DODGEBALL: A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY
B) The lovechild of David Copperfield and Doug Henning
C) Gay Jim Croce

21) Garfield is annoyed because:

A) Jon has taken him to the vet.
B) Even he can't believe how lame his movie is.
C) How would feel having to co-star with Breckin Meyer?

22) Here we see:

A) More characters from SHREK 2
B) ABC Network executives
C) Michael Jackson's family if he had it his way

23) The cat in this image is so sad-eyed because:

A) Its Puss-N-Boots from SHREK 2 about to catch someone off-guard
B) It was turned down for the title role in GARFIELD
C) It was one of the producers of the new AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS

24) This man is:

A) Alfred Molina as Doc Ock in SPIDER-MAN 2
B) The winner of the Beau Bridges' Eyebrows Look-A-Like Contest
C) Oscar The Grouch in human form

25) This image can mean only one thing:

A) Spider-Man is being attacked by Doctor Octopus' cybernetic tentacles
B) Homoerotic Japanese Superhero Cosplay Robotic Hentai

AND HERE'S A SNEAK PEAK AT PART 2 (JULY & AUGUST) - Coming Soon

This woman is:

A) Halle Berry as CATWOMAN
B) The official DC Comics dominatrix
C) Condoleeza Rice just the way President Bush likes her

Finally, congrats to Doug Frye for his winning entry in The Spring Movie Quiz contest. A copy of the moive THE BRAINIAC is on the way to him.

In this scene from 50 FIRST DATES Adam Sandler is:

A) Releasing a penguin into the wild
B) Attempting to present Drew Barrymore with the gift of a penguin.
C) Giving up on Barrymore altogether and taking more of a "Troy McClure" approach to love.